
BAND MEMBERS

STEWART ALLEN
Role in band – Twat
Instruments played – Is played the right word – Have you considered the word “Throttled”?
Influences – Herman’s Hermits, Queen, Peter Gabriel, Pink Floyd, Del Amitri, Elvis Costello, Led Zep, The Beatles etc.
Loves – Sleep
Hates – Awake
Hi – Ho
Low – Down bum
Up – Yours
Down – Going
Addictions – Everything
Instruments played – Is played the right word – Have you considered the word “Throttled”?
Influences – Herman’s Hermits, Queen, Peter Gabriel, Pink Floyd, Del Amitri, Elvis Costello, Led Zep, The Beatles etc.
Loves – Sleep
Hates – Awake
Hi – Ho
Low – Down bum
Up – Yours
Down – Going
Addictions – Everything

PHIL CROMBIE
Role in band – Drinking partner and psychologist
Instruments played – Bass, occasional chord on acoustic guitar (if Stew lets me), small pot with rice inside shaken vigorously…… does “computer” count? – or random hits on the keyboard to trigger percussion?
Influences – 60’s 70’s and 80’s Classic Rock
Loves – Stew’s Les Paul played hard through that Mesa Boogie combo
Hates – French horn and oboe parts
Hi – Deleting French horn and oboe parts
Low – Writing this
Up – What are you on?
Down – I give up…..
Addictions – I daren’t say!
Instruments played – Bass, occasional chord on acoustic guitar (if Stew lets me), small pot with rice inside shaken vigorously…… does “computer” count? – or random hits on the keyboard to trigger percussion?
Influences – 60’s 70’s and 80’s Classic Rock
Loves – Stew’s Les Paul played hard through that Mesa Boogie combo
Hates – French horn and oboe parts
Hi – Deleting French horn and oboe parts
Low – Writing this
Up – What are you on?
Down – I give up…..
Addictions – I daren’t say!

ESTHER BURNS
Role in band – Backing vocals
Instruments played – The tambourine. In various shapes and sizes
Influences – Glenn Hughes, David Coverdale, Ronnie James Dio, Freddie Mercury, Paul Rogers, Tom Jones, Yes, Aretha Franklin, Sarah Vaughan, System Of A Down, The Cardiacs, Mozart, Handel, Rachmaninov, The Beatles
Loves – My children, music, sunshine, dancing
Hates – My wobbly belly, injustice, the cold
Hi – Not very often these days
Low – Yes quite often
Up – Early
Down – As per “Low”
Addictions – Caffeine and biscuits. Quite often together
Instruments played – The tambourine. In various shapes and sizes
Influences – Glenn Hughes, David Coverdale, Ronnie James Dio, Freddie Mercury, Paul Rogers, Tom Jones, Yes, Aretha Franklin, Sarah Vaughan, System Of A Down, The Cardiacs, Mozart, Handel, Rachmaninov, The Beatles
Loves – My children, music, sunshine, dancing
Hates – My wobbly belly, injustice, the cold
Hi – Not very often these days
Low – Yes quite often
Up – Early
Down – As per “Low”
Addictions – Caffeine and biscuits. Quite often together