Band Members
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STEWART ALLEN
Role in band - Twat

Instruments played - Is played the right word – Have you considered the word “Throttled”?

Influences – Herman’s Hermits, Queen, Peter Gabriel, Pink Floyd, Del Amitri, Elvis Costello, Led Zep, The Beatles etc.

Loves - Sleep

Hates - Awake

Hi - Ho

Low – Down bum

Up - Yours

Down - Going

Addictions - Everything
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PHIL CROMBIE
Role in band - Drinking partner and psychologist

Instruments played - Bass, occasional chord on acoustic guitar (if Stew lets me), small pot with rice inside shaken vigorously…… does “computer” count? – or random hits on the keyboard to trigger percussion?

Influences – 60’s 70’s and 80’s Classic Rock

Loves - Stew’s Les Paul played hard through that Mesa Boogie combo

Hates - French horn and oboe parts

Hi - Deleting French horn and oboe parts

Low – Writing this

Up - What are you on?

Down - I give up…..

Addictions - I daren’t say!
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ESTHER BURNS
Role in band - Backing vocals

Instruments played - The tambourine. In various shapes and sizes

Influences – Glenn Hughes, David Coverdale, Ronnie James Dio, Freddie Mercury, Paul Rogers, Tom Jones, Yes, Aretha Franklin, Sarah Vaughan, System Of A Down, The Cardiacs, Mozart, Handel, Rachmaninov, The Beatles

Loves - My children, music, sunshine, dancing

Hates - My wobbly belly, injustice, the cold

Hi - Not very often these days

Low – Yes quite often

Up - Early

Down - As per “Low”

Addictions - Caffeine and biscuits. Quite often together