Band Members

STEWART ALLEN
Role in band - Twat
Instruments played - Is played the right word – Have you considered the word “Throttled”?
Influences – Herman’s Hermits, Queen, Peter Gabriel, Pink Floyd, Del Amitri, Elvis Costello, Led Zep, The Beatles etc.
Loves - Sleep
Hates - Awake
Hi - Ho
Low – Down bum
Up - Yours
Down - Going
Addictions - Everything
Instruments played - Is played the right word – Have you considered the word “Throttled”?
Influences – Herman’s Hermits, Queen, Peter Gabriel, Pink Floyd, Del Amitri, Elvis Costello, Led Zep, The Beatles etc.
Loves - Sleep
Hates - Awake
Hi - Ho
Low – Down bum
Up - Yours
Down - Going
Addictions - Everything

PHIL CROMBIE
Role in band - Drinking partner and psychologist
Instruments played - Bass, occasional chord on acoustic guitar (if Stew lets me), small pot with rice inside shaken vigorously…… does “computer” count? – or random hits on the keyboard to trigger percussion?
Influences – 60’s 70’s and 80’s Classic Rock
Loves - Stew’s Les Paul played hard through that Mesa Boogie combo
Hates - French horn and oboe parts
Hi - Deleting French horn and oboe parts
Low – Writing this
Up - What are you on?
Down - I give up…..
Addictions - I daren’t say!
Instruments played - Bass, occasional chord on acoustic guitar (if Stew lets me), small pot with rice inside shaken vigorously…… does “computer” count? – or random hits on the keyboard to trigger percussion?
Influences – 60’s 70’s and 80’s Classic Rock
Loves - Stew’s Les Paul played hard through that Mesa Boogie combo
Hates - French horn and oboe parts
Hi - Deleting French horn and oboe parts
Low – Writing this
Up - What are you on?
Down - I give up…..
Addictions - I daren’t say!

ESTHER BURNS
Role in band - Backing vocals
Instruments played - The tambourine. In various shapes and sizes
Influences – Glenn Hughes, David Coverdale, Ronnie James Dio, Freddie Mercury, Paul Rogers, Tom Jones, Yes, Aretha Franklin, Sarah Vaughan, System Of A Down, The Cardiacs, Mozart, Handel, Rachmaninov, The Beatles
Loves - My children, music, sunshine, dancing
Hates - My wobbly belly, injustice, the cold
Hi - Not very often these days
Low – Yes quite often
Up - Early
Down - As per “Low”
Addictions - Caffeine and biscuits. Quite often together
Instruments played - The tambourine. In various shapes and sizes
Influences – Glenn Hughes, David Coverdale, Ronnie James Dio, Freddie Mercury, Paul Rogers, Tom Jones, Yes, Aretha Franklin, Sarah Vaughan, System Of A Down, The Cardiacs, Mozart, Handel, Rachmaninov, The Beatles
Loves - My children, music, sunshine, dancing
Hates - My wobbly belly, injustice, the cold
Hi - Not very often these days
Low – Yes quite often
Up - Early
Down - As per “Low”
Addictions - Caffeine and biscuits. Quite often together